3. The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Why is Robert Pattinson such a bad actor?  And what is with Jasper's facial expressions?  This movie, as with part one, made me feel very awkward and uncomfortable while watching it.  No one knows how to act- they all just make weird faces at each other for 135 minutes.  I used to be a big fan of the books but the movies have absolutely ruined them for me.  The music is pretty good though, and for that New Moon gets a 3/5.

Memorable quote:  It would be nice to not want to kill you all the time.